There's something distinctly unpalatable about Green Eggs and Ham
. (For that matter, there's something unpalatable about green eggs and ham.) The book's only real lesson is to try foods offered you by strangers; moldy foods no less. What's happening to today's youth? When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles uphill both ways just to spend five cents on a chocolate bar! Now these spoiled, good-for-nothing kids get their moldy eggs fed to them on a silver platter!
Get off my lawn!